Wednesday, January 28, 2009

MStuck

Meagan Layne
Or whatever you want to call her as long as it's not intentionally derogatory. That's just my preference. (:
I have no idea where to begin with her amazingness...
When I first met Maggie she wasn't really who she is now. She's changed whole bunches since the sixth grade. She's graduated from weed to meth ;).
Not many people understand, and maybe most people don't want to, but I'm one of the few that can sometimes get her twisted logic. Like why she cuts her own hair or why the people she probably loves the most are in Stafford.
She writes amazing stories even though she refuses to admit it, always insisting I'm a good writer (I think NOT). One day, in stead of her sending MY writing in, I'll send hers. (: Maybe after she's dead though, otherwise she might totally cut me.
According to her, she's an 'albino African' and I'm pretty sure she's in a gang, but that's just fine with me. I don't mind the crazy things she does, which she usually remembers, and when she tries to make me guess what she did, I think up a story that doesn't even compare to the fun she actually had.
Vanity is part of who she is. I mean, when you're as gorgeous as her, who wouldn't be vain? You're probably thinking: you're perfectly okay with your best friend prancing around saying she's beautiful? Yep, actually I am because at least she knows it and isn't all insecure.
As for men, she's got one, but her heart belongs to several women, on Tuesdays at least. As long as you've got six dollars (or 12 hash browns). (:
She has THE HARDEST TIME finding jeans. Believe me, I get to hear all about it, and oddly enough, I don't mind that either.
I'm not exactly sure that I've ever minded, even back in tech when I would mouth to Kyle that I wasn't listening to a word she was saying about that sexy southern guy on The Real World. ;)
Secretly, I don't want to call her MStuck simply because I don't like other people that call her that, but I'll deal with it, just for her. Even on my birthday.
There used to be several pairs of colored skinnys in her closet, but they don't show up at school anymore, so I don't know if they're still in her wardrobe considering I've never been to her house. There's a good reason I swear! To put it simply:
her
mom
is
PSYCHO!
But enough about "Karen". I still can't believe she got away with that.
Despite rumored belief, Maggie isn't dumb. I've actually learned a lot from her.
I learned how to crush a pill and that Imitrex hurts. ;)
I've actually learned a lot more than that, and no, not all of it's drug related. I promise it's not.
She tries to tell me I've kept her from terrible things, but I think it was all her own will power. If it was me at all, I just made her vaguely aware that she had a conscience- even though she will deny that until the day she dies at age 23- so that she stepped back and realized how many people she would hurt.
Remember that pretty little iPhone you had Ms. Meagan Layne? Haha. I wonder if there are still shards lying in the middle of the road in Florida. It's doubtful, but it's a great thought right?
I guess to sum this up (my hand is cramping), Meagan Layne Stuck is an amazing and beautiful person regardless of things she's done and plans to do. If you can't handle her, then I'm sure she can live without you. She's strong, especially when she's having a baby. She doesn't need your judgementalness or your crap, so before you start talking, get your story straight because it might just end your social life. Pretty people have power.

Iloveyou.
Bye (:

PS. She's too sexy for her ex to be gay. x]

1 comment:

  1. OHMYGODILOVEYOU!
    more than words can describe.
    and yes im in a gang lol.
    but lets not go into that.
    you make me sound like such an amazing person(:
    but that person is really you(:

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